Archive for January, 2013

再一首

麦君宇周六晚在Lili家打牌罕见大胜,史无前例,下不为例,写诗留念。

六七好友聚一起,
三副扑克八张底。
五五六六拖拉机,
七嘴八舌漏家底。
一把瓜子一杯茶,
打九打十到鸡啼。

- 麦君宇。 1/26/2013

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诗-首

最近麦君宇很有雅兴。 在我们滑雪回家大吃一顿后,有感而发:

酒肉穿肠过,
脂肪腰间留。
谁知盘中歺,
样样吃过头。

大诗人尉琛读过之后,每句各加二字,以显健康人士境界:
酒肉穿肠过而走,
脂肪腰间留半宿。
谁知盘中歺美味,
样样吃过头一口。

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The News☺

Homework assignments, again.
1. “Welcome to the uber-special news channel!!” says the mysterious voice 1.
2. “Now we will talk about the famous model!” says the strange voice 2.
3. “Ooh, thank you and now I would like to talk about the shower shampoo to make you smell yummy,”says the superstar.
4. “But before that, we will go on the weather channel!” says voice 1.
5. “There will be showers in CA for 1,000,000,000,000 millenias!” says the weather man.
6. “I want to talk about the men’s perfume that your uncle will love.” said the guy who worked at Estelle Lauder.
7. “No, let’s talk about the recipe for my famous sugar cookies so first you add 5 star brown sugar…”exclaimed the baker
8. “I’ve got a cure for cancer!” said a random doctor/scientist
9. “Get your high quality extra cotton pillow soft towels” said a Walmart salesman.
10. “Shoo!!!” said voice 1 because the last drop of patience dripped out of him.
By Emily :roll:

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The Monster’s Brother

This is the sequel to “The Monster” but also a writing assignment.
1. It all began when the ninety-nine year old grandmother poured the monster’s DNA into her grandson’s milk.
2. When the grandson, Jared, drank the milk, he began bouncing everywhere.
3. Jared’s breakfast was his family, but he was still very hungry.
4. Since Jared ate the fireplace, now he breathes out milk smelling pink fire.
5. Meanwhile, the monster was in the deep dark depths of the woods.
6. In the afternoon the monster heard screams from the townspeople.
7. Then, everything was silent in the delightful town.
8. Soon what seemed like forever, the monster went to investigate.
9. The monster didn’t understand at all, but after seeing Jared he understood.
10. Already they were in a heated argument, ant the fight continues today. :evil:
By Emily Xie :wink:

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