RIDDLES
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1. Jack leaves at a steady speed of 60 mph. Jill leaves at a steady speed of 30 mph. Jack left the same time as Jill. In 10 minutes, they pass each other.
How far is the distance beween Jack and Jill when they started?
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2. One who makes it does not tell it,
One who uses it does not recognize it,
One who recogizes it wants it not.
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3. Little, Little, horsey runs so fast.
The more he runs, the smaller his tail.
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4. A bus driver goes past a stop sign without stopping,
left turns when there is a NO LEFT TURN sign,
and keeps on going on a red light.
He did not break a single law.
What is going on?
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5. The user does not see it,
The maker does not use it,
And the buyer does not want it.
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6. It always runs but NEVER walks, has a mouth but NEVER talks.
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7. What goes up and down but never moves?
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8. A man gives one of his sons 10 cents and the other, 15.
What time is it?
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9. What has four legs but only one foot?
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10. A woman shoots her husband,
Puts him under water for over five minutes,
Hangs him,
And in a few moments, She has a wonderful feast with her husband.
What is going on?
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11.What goes through a door without pinching itself?
What sits on fire and and does not hurt itself?
What sits on the table and is not ashamed?
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12. This is an unusual paragraph, You might think that this is plain, but is actually isn’t! Not that I am trying to trick you, but for 1 thing, this is 1 thing that you have to think about, You also might think that this is just a orinary paragraph, And it’s true! now you can think about it. 
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13. There is 1 word in the english language that is always pronouced incorrectly. What is it??
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14. There are 2 buckets that someone left full of water. You drop a rock into 1 of the buckets of water, which is 45 degrees F. At the same time, I drop another rock, exactly the same, into another bucket which is 30 degrees F. Which would hit the bottom first?
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15. How long can a dog run into the woods?
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JOKES___________________________________________________________
J1. Why did the rubber chicken cross the basketball court?
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J2. How did the boy get egyptian flu?
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J3. why do ghosts don’t like water?
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J4. What is a scarecrow’s favourite fruit?
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J5. What can you catch, but cannot throw?
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J6.
Man #1: Did you hear about Frankenstien making the door that you can see through?
Man #2: What is it?
Man #1: A window!
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J7.
Gramdma: Do you know what the shortest sentence in the English language is? It’s “I am”. Impressed?
Boy: I’m.
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J8.
Car driving Instructor: When any bad thing happens, put on the brakes.
Teenager: I thought they were built-in!
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Do you know morse code???
( If not, go to the hints)
MORSE CODE
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do you know what any of these mean?
M1. - . - - .
M2. - - . -
M3. - . - . - .
M4. - .
M5. - . - -
M6. - . - . - - . - . - - . - . - . .- - . - . - - . . - . - . - . . . -
hint: -=consanent
.=vowel
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MARKAENIAN MORSE CODE IN SENTENCES OR PHASES
M1M =+~= ==+==
M2M =+=^ +==+==+=+==
M3M =+ ^+= ==+^ ==+==~
M4M =+===+ ==+=
hint: ==consanent
+=vowel
^=y
~=punctuation
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Please place your answers in the “Comments” section WITH THE NUMBER OR ELSE I WILL NOT KNOW WHICH IT IS!! (and mark it wrong 
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There will be new Jokes , Riddles, -.–. -.-., and soon!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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