Eating Pickles
SUITABLE MOMENTS FOR EATING PICKLES:
Sitting in a sturdy chair with nothing to do;
With nothing noisy in sight.
Being not hurried or raced,
Or while eating lunch.
UNSUITABLE MOMENTS FOR EATING PICKLES:
Right in the middle of class,
In a grand concert,
Or while someone is having a serious conversation with you.
TO BE AVOIDED WHILE EATING PICKLES
While doing homework,
While sleeping,
While doing a great piece of art,
Or while composing a magical piece.
TO BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS:
When someone is going to crash you in a car,
While one is bullying you,
While eating a shark
Or when it’s eating you!!
by: DAVID XIE